Dr Ismail Aby Jamal

Dr Ismail Aby Jamal
Born in Batu 10, Kg Lubok Bandan, Jementah, Segamat, Johor

Saturday, November 12, 2011

What’s the difference between Malays and Donkeys?


There was a scientist who wanted to show the world that these beasts of burden were actually intelligent.
The day of the test he got the people together. One of the visitors suggested that it would be better to start with easy simple additions. So the scientist asked the donkeys:

- "What is the result of one and one?”
The donkeys smiled and one of them turned towards his neighbor and whispered:
-“Well, we know the result is two, but tell them it is 13 so that they know we are donkeys".



Unity comes naturally when there is a common shared perception. Indians do not have a common perception. Chinese do not have a common perception. And Malays do not have a common perception. Therefore unity is unnatural........ Calling people to unite is sheer stupidity..!!!!

Unless the Malays unite they are going to be reduced to a minority, said the one-time Prime Minister of Malaysia. The Indians are united into seven political parties. The Chinese are united into six political parties. But the Malays are divided into three political parties. And this is not good for the future of the Malays.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin

1. We should not allow political freedom for students. Political freedom will threaten peace and unity, said the VC of UiTM. The most peaceful countries in the world are those that do not allow political freedom.

In fact, the most peaceful countries in the world are those that do not allow any freedom at all. Women cannot drive or leave the home unescorted. There are no general elections. Just one family runs the country and fills all the government posts. All the country’s wealth goes into the pockets of just one family and no one can question how they manage the country’s finances. These are the most peaceful countries in the world.

2. We should not allow gays in Malaysia. As the Mufti said, gays will eventually result in the entire population of the world getting wiped out. As it is, the world’s population has already been reduced to 7 billion and this may reduce even further if gays are allowed the freedom to practice their gay activities.

Unfortunately, Hitler did not succeed in wiping out all the gays as he had intended. If not, we would not be facing this problem of gays demanding rights and freedom and so on.

In fact, Jews are also dangerous, just like gays. The Jews were the ones who invented democracy. And those who support democracy are supporting gay rights. We must remember that the Jews also killed Jesus. So that makes them doubly dangerous.

3. Malaysians who live overseas should not be allowed to vote, said MCA. This is because when they live overseas they do not get to watch TV3 or RTM or NTV7 every night. So they do not know what is happening in Malaysia. Only those who watch TV3 or RTM or NTV7 every night will know what is happening in Malaysia.

If these Malaysians who live overseas and who do not watch TV3 or RTM or NTV7 every night are allowed to vote, they may vote for the wrong party. It is crucial, therefore, that only those who know who to vote for should be allowed to vote. If they do not know who to vote for they should not be allowed to vote.

4. Unless the Malays unite they are going to be reduced to a minority, said the one-time Prime Minister of Malaysia. The Indians are united into seven political parties. The Chinese are united into six political parties. But the Malays are divided into three political parties. And this is not good for the future of the Malays.

The Malays should be united into just one political party just like the Indians and Chinese who are united into seven and six political parties respectively. Only if the Malays are united into one political party will they have the political power and strength to discriminate, persecute and bully the other races and treat them as second-class citizens.



Comments (28)...

written by lynn, November 13, 2011 11:22:12

The mamak is evil, as bad as hillary clinton & Bush jr. More and more Malays are waking up and realising this country is riddled with corruption. Unfortunately, not many of them are against this practice because Malaysia has been managed by a Malay-dominated govt for 50 years. It is their own race who is involved & who made decisions. Malays will decide the future of Malaysia - bankruptcy before 2019 or Pakatan Rakyat takes over the federal govt in the next GE. It's your future, your kismet, you all decide if corruption shld be praised & supported: vote bn out or keep bn in power and suffer a dismal future. ...

written by panca, November 13, 2011 09:08:42

Motherchell, the can land has always been a perfect place of abuse for the perversion of power elites that spawned such great scum (alas wearing 'rounded hat' so-called deserving to them) spewing rubbish and it obviously says the product speaks for itself of the whole failed state of country affairs from what we have already a less than less desirable education system, quality personalities in this sector and facing an uphill battle 'injecting' the amount of right and resourceful education to the young, deprived, disillusioned and in particular, the just-believe-i-deserve type.

Yes we will say No to this colony of termites of our society even we are constantly being bitten to the last one standing while we continue to 'inject our rightful thoughts and infect with our rightful actions' for where and to those that perpetrate injustices must come to an end. The RPK syndrome is to fight injustice and hail justice for all and the beacon of hope is when the 'new' will wake up, walk and rise up together to shake and break this mind shackle from the handful deceitful political corrupted defacto 'rulers' of Putarjaya!

I have great respect for the round hat worn by farmers who toil with honesty. And the young will rise up from their state of complacency of mind shackle, a Malaysian ABnormality. ...

written by educationist, November 13, 2011 08:03:49

No, not UiTM only but the philosophy of all UMNOputras !! ...

written by JJFoo, November 13, 2011 07:16:15

They lied. These compulsive liars lied as if it's their job to lie. ...

written by Jibby the Head, your C4 Friendly $upreme 1AiyahDollar Fuhrer, November 13, 2011 05:35:24

Read lah my Oaf 1My Qur'4n swearing pink pouting lip$

Typical, Renegade PK trying to mislead the stupid rakyats.

1. RPK said that there is a "Philosophy as taught by Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM)". 1Moi must strongly protest that it is surprising that UiTm teaches anything much less philosophy. They are not supposed to teach, they are there to implement UMNO dictat. RPK is lying to imply that UiTM "teaches" something as haram as "philosophy". But just to humour this renegade let me elucidate to the more stupid of the rakyats by answering his accusations point by point:

"1. We should not allow political freedom for students." This is at best half truths. In fact UMNO would prefer not to allow anyone any freedom at all. RPK lied.

"2. We should not allow gays in Malaysia." Lies. We allow gays like Saiful in Malaysia and encourage them to be bisexuals. We do allow gays in Malaysian jails. Another lie by RPK

"3. Malaysians who live overseas should not be allowed to vote, said MCA." Lies, since when have we paid any attention to what the Melayu Cikens Ayam's fowl language? Further, most of the votes will be miscounted or discounted anyway, we are trying to save some money by not having to pay for these traitors who live overseas.

"4. Unless the Malays unite they are going to be reduced to a minority, said the one-time Prime Minister of Malaysia." Trying to mislead again. This so called one-time Prime Minister have been voted in many times by UMNO. Further, Malays are split into 3 parties, that's 2 party more than desired. By bringing other parties into the discussion RPK is trying to confuse the stupid rakyats. We are not talking about unity of other pendatang infidels, we are after all talking about the unity of master race. Anything less that 99% support is considered by your 1Fuhrer as a minority.

I hope as your El $upremo, the Beneficient and the Megamoneyous, I have enlighten you stupid minions. $emua-nya OK! ...

written by TaiLow, November 13, 2011 01:16:07

When FatMaMa also can be a chancellor dont expect a human-like vice-chancellor. ...

written by cpchen, November 12, 2011 23:58:43

This mamak still think that he still hold the call of the day, mind you, your glory day has gone far away, don't dream of putting your son as the PM in line, tsunami is waiting to hit you and your cronies, always take the lesson from Gadaffi. ...

written by Motherchell, November 12, 2011 23:15:30

my dear Panca,

I share your thoughts in this moment of literary "despair"!

Ive wondered what the future holds for the youth in Malaysia. There seems to be an absolute devastation to the minds of the young with knucklehead leaders of the 4th kind in the wrong places. As much as the coffers are plundered --so too is the intelligence to know what is true or farcical--- just to rule with an iron hand so that the ruling elites can enjoy the fruits till eternity. The flock--- who dream to see the light of the day are dimmed and bleak forever unless we make that change soon.

When the world has gone to great heights with the power of "thought"----human beings have looked to stars and to dreams; to animal entrails, mathematical models, and why galaxies are elongated as structure would never have formed in the universe.---- We have idiots in our bolehland society questioning our intelligence?? Should we allow them to survive?? The answer is "No"!!

---one example of a product of the system was seen on TV sometime back--- when a Malaysian was stuck in the riots in England and how the Malaysian Ambassador took him to face the cameras. The way that youth spoke and gestured was far from the class of grammar and vocab for an University educated brain.-and as the despots made political capital with their TV 3 broadcast. I wondered if the young chap could count -- let alone study accountancy. He was not aware that he was going to be the other pea in the pot of the unemployable unemployed.

With educators of the kind here with shining nova titles--- the destination is blurred and in shambles.

Educators as Tunku Aziz,, the former Transparency Int rep in Malaysia are forced into oblivion and silence by UMNO's autocratic agenda . What a wasted space for excellence. Its so very sad!!

To my dear Nanakassim,---- get your point, True! but I would never want to group and insult a cute mule or donkey as unintelligent. It was man who wrote a million fables as he needed a protagonist like a designation. The same way we get a plumber to repair pipes ---- so we use these cute " 4 legged professionals" to invigilate the scums as Latok and Loktors in the Ruling trash bins.

There is a story behind this dear,

There was a scientist who wanted to show the world that these beasts of burden were actually intelligent.

The day of the test he got the people together. One of the visitors suggested that it would be better to start with easy simple additions. So the scientist asked the donkeys:

- "What is the result of one and one?”

The donkeys smiled and one of them turned towards his neighbor and whispered:

-“Well, we know the result is two, but tell them it is 13 so that they know we are donkeys".

So ive placed Loktor Sahul as a single celled deformed retarded muttonhead scum!

Much regards and cheers to you both!! ...

written by hunkeyboy, November 12, 2011 22:45:30

now i begin to understand why UiTM teaches all its courses IN ENGLISH!

scholarship holders get to study overseas MOSTLY IN ENGLISH.

all other post-sec schoolers, other than those on Fathers' scholarships, continue undergrad studies NOT IN ENGLISH.

now, i do wonder why! ...

written by malsia1206, November 12, 2011 18:37:54

1. When I was very young, I was dumb, because I followed and joined the cries of 'Merdeka' 3 times with the late Tunku in 1957.

2. When I get older, I was dumber. Because I participated in the joyous celebration on 16th september 1963 on the formation of Malaysia federation.

3. During the late 1970s till the early 2000s, I was dumbest. Because I thought Tun Mahathir was the greatest PM this Nation ever have. He was not. In fact, I felt he was the very worst Malaysian ever to have walked on our soil.

In GE 13, I shall learn to be smart for once. Because I would know how to cast my vote in the ballot box finally with a very firm conviction. ...

written by rajram21, November 12, 2011 17:48:52

We must be careful, a dying animal will find all kinds of ways to lash out at the thing that hurt it...esp if it's a big animal which has been alive for a long time..it won't mati without a fight...will try to hold on to every second of its life.... ...

written by jacko2012, November 12, 2011 16:04:10

Shih Ming-te once said, the world is protecting the minority. Like Red Indian are protected by America's law. Malaysia is different, protecting majority. ...

written by Eskay345, November 12, 2011 14:02:03

What a load of shit, coming out of the foul mouths of some VVIP Malaysians.

This clearly shows the quality of some of our politicians who still think our citizens live in jungles or on tree-houses.

I think Mca leaders are wishing and hoping that the Chinese in the country and overseas don't vote in the GE so that the party will win back all the seats lost in GE-12. ...

written by Yen.CK, November 12, 2011 13:54:18

Money should be spent and not kept in bank because of low interest rate. This is especially true if you're in the cow business. ...

written by panca, November 12, 2011 12:15:28

Mothercell,

Nice and right illustration.

Btw, wonder how this people can get their dead brain cells out of their heads!

Is it incurable or to be exact are these people incurable? ...

written by nanakassim, November 12, 2011 11:31:38

Motherchell, your image is very confusing as it is not labelled. Please help by tagging which one of the donkeys is the mule. Thank you. ...

written by arazak, November 12, 2011 11:03:45

As days goes by, the UMNO regime philosophies are becoming more and more outrageous and comical!

These are signs of God will make them mad before they die! ..

written by vhari, November 12, 2011 10:48:07

Change the name Seksuality Merderka to Manusia masalah hormone egs.

written by vhari, November 12, 2011 10:44:44

I agree with alice,

'Seksuality Merderka" overtones negative feelings.

Eg.Manusia masalah hormone ...

written by earthman, November 12, 2011 10:15:24

Under these Malay philosophers and holy man , The world learned new meaning of freedom, human rights, communication, and unity. Suddenly we realized that peace means no protests or criticism. Human rights means the rights to persecute others not like us. Communication and learning means what RTM, NTV7, TV3 said is all true. and unity means power to steal and persecute the minorities. ...

written by temenggong, November 12, 2011 08:53:36

Often we hear people calling for their community to be united. This is a mindless thing to do. These are mindless people. People most naturally gravitate towards any grouping that represents their interests. This is a logical thing to do. Calling people to unite is sheer stupidity.

Unity comes naturally when there is a common perception. Indians do not have a common perception. Chinese do not have a common perception. And Malays do not have a common perception. Therefore unity is unnatural.

Managing varied opinions and interests is what is best, and BN is a master of this, and that is why they have ruled so far. Pakatan has proven itself horribly incapable of managing and honouring various interests, and that is why they will not win GE 13.

Strength does not come from unity. Strength comes from leadership. Now, BN does not have it. And Pakatan does not have it at all. ...

written by Alice, November 12, 2011 08:46:53

The whole truth nothing but the truth and very well said RPK. You have the power to change the world.

The other day I had to attend a function and an UMNO assemblyman was guest of honour. And so it was his turn to give a speech. Dreading it, I forced myself to pay attention. And so he went on and on about the importance of acquiring knowledge....blah ...blah ...blah knowledge is power.....and then suddenly he talked about Sexuality Merdeka. Boy did he get my attention on that. He said that it is rather sad that sometimes knowledgeable people are not really that smart either coz they support free sex. He was refering to the supposedly learned people behind sexuality merdeka. The poor guy was saddened by the involvement of educated ppl in this cause. I think the term sexuality merdeka ought to be changed so something more suitable and appropriate. This is Malaysialah and the minute people like him (and there are loads of them ) see such a term, they think it is all about encouraging freeeee sex and so this is Unlslamic!! Maybe the organizers should come up with a better name/term .... something a little bit softer and spiritual and caring which would not allow this group of ppl to attack. "Insan ciptaan tuhan yang terpinggir". With a name like"Seksualiti Merdeka" this UMNO dumbos will manipulate the word sex and merdeka and he did manage to get the whole crowd to agree with him and they seem to be on his side. ...

written by hellosunshine, November 12, 2011 08:09:01

RPK, who says you are cheong hei (long winded)? This piece is KISS (keep it short and sweet) and damn funny but alas, too true. I wonder who is more stupid, these lanuns or the voters who keep voting them in?..

written by vhari, November 12, 2011 06:21:01

It is good for the country if malays are united..Somebody must call a congress of malay meeting to find out why malays are disunited. ...

written by malchindian, November 12, 2011 05:42:08

Thank you for the succinct points on bumno's psychological tricks.

The likes of kuthy, csl etc survive beyond expiration dates because of their skills in manipulating minds.

Shake that bumno bull**** out of your minds and wake up!

ABU! ..

written by vhari, November 12, 2011 05:33:37

Malays,Chinese,Indians and others must unite against corruption. ...

written by NottyMaus, November 12, 2011 03:12:42

Hahahhahaaha !! R

This is so funny my fart was coming in loud bangs !!!! Pow-pow-pow !!! ...

written by Motherchell, November 12, 2011 03:00:05

Dr !@#&hole i presume??????

Canland's genius !!Eureka---eat your heart out Ziggy Freud !!!!!!!!

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